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Heir Jesus

Regular price $34.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $34.00 USD
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Heir Jesus has most certainly been celebrated as one of the preeminent high-flyers of our time. While preferring to live a more secluded life to focus on the finer aspects of the game, rumor has it that a young Vince Carter was guided under the tutelage of the all knowing Heir Jesus.

Several inches are guaranteed to be added to your vertical jump when you wear this shirt.

Illustration by Jason Kuczek.

Unisex fit Tri-Blend tshirt
Made in Heaven


Tri-blend material made from a combination of polyester, cotton, and rayon.  Trust us, this is literally the softest most indestructible shirt on the planet.

Shipping & Returns

You'll be able to select various shipping options available to you based on your address during checkout.

We will include a blank poly mailer (envelope) in your package in the event you need to send something back due to a sizing issue or otherwise.  If you need to send an item back, simply reach out to us via out contact form and we'll send a return label to your email that you can print and place on the included poly mailer (envelope).

Care Instructions

As usual, the more you baby this shirt, the longer it will last.  But, who has time to do that.  We blast our shirts on high heat when we do the laundry and our shirts never shrink.  If you want your t-shirt to outlive you, just make sure you wash with like colors and on medium heat and you can rest assured that your shirts will be bequeathed to your beneficiaries.