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beautifuldemise

Quit Your Day Job

$32.00 USD
$32.00 USD
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We don't have a lot of time on this earth. We weren't meant to spend it this way! Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day, filling out useless forms and listenings to eight different bosses drone on about mission statements!

-Peter Gibbons

Materials

Tri-blend material made from a combination of polyester, cotton, and rayon.  Trust us, this is literally the softest most indestructible shirt on the planet.

Shipping & Returns

You'll be able to select various shipping options available to you based on your address during checkout.

We will include a blank poly mailer (envelope) in your package in the event you need to send something back due to a sizing issue or otherwise.  If you need to send an item back, simply reach out to us via out contact form and we'll send a return label to your email that you can print and place on the included poly mailer (envelope).

Dimensions

Click for sizing chart.

Care Instructions

As usual, the more you baby this shirt, the longer it will last.  But, who has time to do that.  We blast our shirts on high heat when we do the laundry and our shirts never shrink.  If you want your t-shirt to outlive you, just make sure you wash with like colors and on medium heat and you can rest assured that your shirts will be bequeathed to your beneficiaries.